Nerva: "Holy McBlueberry- Did I just HIT ON THAT PRETZEL BARISTA?"

Nerva: "& TACKILY hit on her, at THAT?"

Nerva: "That's NOT who I am... Or... uh, IS it? I haven't been verry ME fer a WHILE..."

Nerva: "ZOUNDS!"

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Pretzel Barista: "Heyya."

Nerva: "Uh, yeah-- about b'fore, I REALIZE how GOUCHE it is ta PICK UP-ATTEMPT a Barista, Cashier or CLERK-- seeing as how they're a CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, and..."

Pretzel Barista: "Well - ya forgot ta say if you wanted MELTED CHEZ with your order of 'some me'"

Nerva: "CRIPES! are you teling me that line WORKED? You havta be yankin' me!"

Nerva: "Or am I in some FAUX REALITY, still?"

Pretzel Barista: "Nah, actually I AM just yanking yer chain... Yer cute n' all- but show a li'l CLASS."

Nerva: "Random Pretzel Barista, you're my hero."