Hazel: "Solve for "U". I'm 'Dennis'"

One day, Hazel was minding her own business...(which happened to be "trying to trip Wall Street business analysts," it being a tuesday, & all.)

WHEN she was struck by a Vision o' BEAUTY

Hazel: "ZOOKS!"

...bathing in a public fountain by the Lemnal Building!

Hazel wandered up & handed her a newspaper...

Hazel: "Your paper, M'dam"

Woman: "Heh, thanks..."

Hazel: "So, uh...might I ask what your p-q-lar bathing habits are caused by?"

Woman: "Oh, th' usual...tight business deadlines...power lunches...shmoozing th' impossible shmoo..."

Woman: "You know how it is?"

Hazel: "Uh...righhht..."

Woman: "Well, we should Totally get a drinky pooh sometime. Chäo!"

Hazel: "Uhm."

After that, Hazel sat on a bench for a while

Hazel: "Afraid...to...think...about what I just saw...might..vomit..from..yuppie-loathing..or orgasm..from..the naked"