Hazel: "Read between th' middle fingers: it's DENNIS, Fucko!"

On a fairly standard Thursday, Hazel was practicing bicycle kicks by the court-house

...& one of 'em got away from her!

...

(it was dark in the courthouse...but she foudn the ball...

...then a book caught her eye...WITH LASER-BEAM-LIKE N-TENCITY!

In it, she found something quite shocking!

Silvia thought about this...

Silvia: "Uh..."

Book: "Ha ha..."

Book: "Foolish Silvia! Musty books will ALWAYS be more important than your own life!"

Silvia: "That's as may be, Book...But I'm not Silvia..."

Book: "Grrr..."

Silvia: "The name is THOMAS! FUCKO!"