Silvia: "Submitted for your approval: its THOMAS, Fuck-o!"

One fine Sunday, Silvia was busy washing a Suebrew Vipara Roadblaster 9000..

Silvia: "Scrubba scrubba scrubba..."

...At the Import Vehicles lot--(seeing as how she couldn't afford it.

This lead to the usual problems--

Fuzz: "BY GUM! CONSARNIT!"

Silvia high-tailed it like nobody's business

Then, when on the right side of th' fence...

"Why th' constant strife? We both have th' love of th' cars at heart..."

Fuzz: "Grrr! Bly! I took me a course in Junkyard dog Jingoism, & now it be all I know!"

Silvia: "But don't you see--you're just playing into th' lobsta's hand!"

Lobsta: "CURSE YOOS, SILVIA! & the Power of LOVE! Also, Huey Lewis."

Yes, well might th' Lobsta curse Huey Lewis...but th' news was good--at least, for Amature Can-Can Dance Troupe night!