Hazel: "It's STILL 'DENNIS', Fucko!"

One day, Hazel was toolin' around the river in a stolen speed-racing boat, with sail...

when who should burst forth from the river but Glouster, Lord of the Shallow!

Hazel: "what the shit!"

Hazel was puzzelled!

Hazel: "Um, the river's only, what, 20 feet deep..how does he stay out of sight?"

...So she asked questions!

Hazel: "Um, excuse me, your tremendousness..."

It turns out Glouster had never thought about this before. Hazel loofaed his back while he thought.

...But while Glouster thought, his double schemed!...If, by "schemed", you mean, "cleaned up at bumper pool."

for Glouster's double was a pool hustler named 'Zusiphuon'..

Well, perhaps 'Double' is a strong word...maybe "Chick that Hazel met last night" would be more accurate...

So Glouster & Hazel went out to have a spot of tea...

& Hazel thought about Zusiphuon later...who was not REALLY Glouster's double.