Hazel: "It's STILL 'DENNIS', Fucko!"
One day, Hazel was toolin' around the river in a stolen speed-racing boat, with sail...
starfish of david
blood clot, safely not near a heart
when who should burst forth from the river but Glouster, Lord of the Shallow!
Hazel: "what the shit!"
Hazel was puzzelled!
Hazel: "Um, the river's only, what, 20 feet deep..how does he stay out of sight?"
...So she asked questions!
Hazel: "Um, excuse me, your tremendousness..."
Navel so big it takes THREE BUDDHAS to gaze it
or one Buddha, 3 days
It turns out Glouster had never thought about this before. Hazel loofaed his back while he thought.
world's most inattiquate loofa
...But while Glouster thought, his double schemed!...If, by "schemed", you mean, "cleaned up at bumper pool."
for Glouster's double was a pool hustler named 'Zusiphuon'..
Well, perhaps 'Double' is a strong word...maybe "Chick that Hazel met last night" would be more accurate...
So Glouster & Hazel went out to have a spot of tea...
most useless tea saucer
& Hazel thought about Zusiphuon later...who was not REALLY Glouster's double.