Hazel: "It's STILL 'Dennis', Fuckotron!"
One Night...Hazel was out whipping sacks full of cottage cheese at rhinosauruses...
When she caught sight of a beautiful woman or dude or something on the top of a tower made out of cola vending machines
the moon, of course, you dumbhead--what else could it be? idiot!
Hazel was so stunned by this vision of beauty--
vision of beauty
spoon for cottage cheese
...that she forgot to run away from the rhinosaurus
Hazel: "uh, uh-huh..."
So...she had a long talking-to with the rhinosaurus about interpersonal disrespect
...but when Hazel turned around, the tower of cola vending machines had disappeared!
Hazel: "Oh, batfuck."
That night, Hazel thought about that woman or dude or whatever. 3 or 4 times over.
The next day, Hazel went to the bar, to try to find out about the mysterious cola tower of vending illusion & such fleeting beauty.
..But noone knew!
...Until Hazel got to the end of the booths--there was ONE woman, slouched over drunk & muttering into her beer--
Drunk Woman: "Mutter...Mutter...beer"
The drunk woman, when Hazel asked about the cola tower, let out a long, husky laugh, which broke up into coughing--
Drunk Woman: "The Cola Tower, seek ye? Best forget it!"
(the souced lady said)
Drunk Woman: "But if, persist ye must...Ye'll needs-must meet the Don o'Guano!"