Hazel: "Hm, 'Mustache,' eh? That changes the fact that its 'DENNIS' now not one wit, Fuck-o!"
second wit (smaller)
Once, Hazel was taking a 'cooking w. molecular acid' class at the "Y"
Here, there was a day where her professor, Mr. Herdicur, asked her to stay after--
Mr. Herdicur: "Say, Hazel, could you stay after class?"
...Hazel complied, with some confusion--
(highly acidic expresso machine)
(mulberry pie, entirely cooked w. highly caustic acids)
Mr. Herdicur told Hazel an odd tale--
Mr. Herdicur: "So--the fish granted me a wish, which I used to grow a mighty mustache, without peer in the land or fermament"
horsefly! gad blast it!
Mr. Herdicur: "BUT NOW! I need CHANGE! How I LONG for a goatee or Vandyke!"
parade grand-marshal's staff
Mr. Herdicur: "BUT NO! Science is powerless against the magic fish's mustache creation..."
ferriday canary cage
Hazel was touched by Mr. Herdicur's plight--
Hazel: "I am touched by your plight..."
...& Hazel gave Mr. Herdicur a big, comforting hug. She was so tenderhearted she ignored 92% of the fun of the contact with his enormous rack.
Hazel: "I'm only human."