Thomas: "Um... What th' Hell was THAT?"

Coiffeured Person (CP): "I'm sorry, sir--th' WAITING ROOM aint' as COMFY as could be!"

Thomas: "Um.. I'm sorry, what?"

CP: "The Waiting Room-- Your FRIENDS have qwestions for th' ORIKLE... but since YOU do not, you can wait here."

Thomas: "Wait a minnit-- how did YOU know I didn't have a QUESTION?"

CP: "Well- actually, I'm highly precognatively aware.."

Thomas: "Um.. then why are you in th' WAITING ROOM..Shouldn't you be helpin' out th' ORIKLE?"

CP: "Um.. well- th' ORIKLE's gone a little crazy--"

Thomas: "What?!"

CP: "Yeah--um- being able to un-erringly see th' future does that.. uh, cuz eventually you take a peek at yer OWN future.."

CP: "& uh.. then you peek some MORE- & your sense of PREZINTS & SELF start to boil off.."

CP: "Um... pudnuckles.. I'm pretty sure there was some of that I wasn't sposta TELL you.."

Thomas: "So.. If th' ORIKLE's crazy, isn't that MORE reason for you to help out? What th' hell?"

CP: "Well- I'm watching th' predictions-- & if they go TOO FAR ASTRAY, I'll finally interveen.."

Thomas: "So- that means you're willing to let visitors get WRONG predictions.. within certain P'RAMETERS?"

Thomas: "No offense, but this seems like a pretty lousey operation"

CP: "Well- we ARE th' most ACCURATE ORIKLES alive today."

Thomas: "WAIT-A-MINUT! Where's Zpringzia!?!"

CP: "I told you- Your FRIENDS had a QUESTEEN for th' ORIKLE!"