Hazel: "Tho I have no idea what you said, it's STILL 'Dennis', Fuck-o!"
Once, Hazel was visiting down-town Ablemuth, in tourist-mode...
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She saw an odd sign:
NEXT LEFT: Bullmathy Echozoo!
She was so distracted,...
WHAM!
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...she had knocked over one of the beautiful, long-limbed local deep-sea divers!
Had Hazel been quicker on her mental feet...
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Or sharper with a joke or jest--
...she might have been able to turn this embarassing mishap into a fortuitous meeting...but...
Hazel: "Uh, I..."
Diver: "Think nothing of it..."
It happened different in her imagination.
Holiday Inn
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...but...
...it kind of...
...cast a pall over the vacation.